Jokes

ABOUT TEACHERS
TEACHER: 'Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
HAROLD:   'A teacher!'

TEACHER TO THE STUDENT:
'To put it in language you're more familiar with, Y R U L8 ?'

WORD OF THE DAY
Study (verb) - texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook, nearby.

MATH JOKES:
'Dear Math, GROW UP and solve your own problems!'...

'Dear Math, stop asking me to look for your X!... Accept the fact that he is gone!... And don't ask Y either!...'

TEACHER: Look! The equation is simple: if I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in another, what do I have?
STUDENT: A drinking problem?
TEACHER: No!!! Eleven bottles! I have 11 bottles!
STUDENT: That's still a lot! I think you maybe should look into counselling!...

AFTER AN ENGLISH TEST...
Student A - So, how was the paper?
Student B - It was easy, but question 5 confused me...
Student A - What was the question?
Student B - Question 5 wanted the Past Tense of 'Think'. I thought and thought and thought, and ended up writing 'Thinked'!

SUMMER VACATIONS
Student to Teacher:
'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'